Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what  one wants, and the other is getting it.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,  never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make  the other bastard die for his.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.  Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being  self-evident.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll  be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to  bed with me, she said 'no'.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are  usually right.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't  think.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to  bed with me, she said 'no'.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did  not have C++ in mind.

O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the  Universe tends towards a maximum.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes  are so small.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what  he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away  from him and you'll have his shoes.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human  brain.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can  tour without an album.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain